I absolutely love Star Wars. And like any Star Wars fan, I really, really, reaaaally want a lightsaber. Hell, I'll pretend any cylindrical object longer than 3 inches is a lightsaber. So when I was searching for today's Deal of the Day and stumbled upon this Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber for $79 I got a nerdboner. Like a dowsing rod searching for water in a desert, I knew I had found todays deal. This is my calling. I'm going to buy this lightsaber and run up and down the street in a black Sith robe (yes, I know it is a green Luke Skywalker lightsaber, STFU) swinging it at strangers. And then when the cops come, I will taunt them and decimate them with my lightsaber and imagined force powers. TAZERS AND GUNS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. I AM INVINCIBLE. I HAVE A LIGHT SABER. Oh, and now I'm in jail. Huh More »
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Posted by: Wu Ting | 12/14/2011 at 12:25 AM